Mango Meteor (Sativa)
We’ve done all of our farming hydroponically off-world since our dreadful Fruit Wars – much less tasty than it sounds – and the rich minerals of passing asteroids provide for the most luscious tropical fruits. This deliciousness has been channeled into a wonderful D10 Sativa strain, which comes in huge 1.25-gram pre-rolled joints for your enjoyment.
Pro tip: Mangoes are high in myrcene, one of the most common terpenes present in cannabis, and it’s been suggested that eating a mango before using another myrcene source can create a compounding synergistic effect. Please report back with your findings if you try this experiment.
Moon Cookies (Hybrid)
On our planet, all younglings (regardless of reproductive organ configuration) are compelled to join Moon Scouts, where they aggressively sell Moon Cookies to raise money for various nefarious purposes during each solar cycle. Because these cookies have extraordinarily intense psychotropic effects and are highly addicting – after all, Moon Scouts are notoriously ruthless, and they always collect their money – we’ve toned down the effects while keeping some of the exquisite flavour. This delicious combination is ideal for bringing along on an afternoon picnic, and at 1.25 grams per pre-roll, you can easily split it with two or three friends.
OG Purple Alien (Indica)
Despite what its name suggests, this pre-roll contains 1.25 grams of D10 flower, so there’s plenty to go around. This will annihilate your worry and reduce your overwhelm to dust with just a snap of your fingers (on a lighter) and a nice long puff. Because this strain is a powerful Indica, it may cause your legs to turn to jelly. We recommend that you settle in for a few hours.
* Must be 21 years of age to purchase this product.
