iDELTA Premium Black Hole Delta 9 Blend Gummies 2200mg

One lovely day, as we travelled through a black hole, we wondered: “If there is something so big and dense that it warps space-time and prevents anything from escaping its event horizon… how do we make it into a mind-altering substance?” And so started our multi-decade endeavour to harvest matter from a dying star and use it as fertiliser for our marijuana plantation. Once we figured out unidirectional wormhole technology, it was shockingly simple because you only need a tiny bit because one cubic millimetre has the mass of a small moon. When combined with enough Delta 9, the results of this labour produce an event horizon for your consciousness from which normal thoughts can undoubtedly not escape. This event horizon tastes very similar to the many-bumped, tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully appropriate given their origin. We sincerely hope you appreciate it as much as we have.

*WARNING – DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT!

* Must be 21 years of age to purchase this product.

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