7% THCP and 97% Delta8 (Most companies use 3-5% THCP) *Fact

Blackberry Kush (Indica): Also known as BBK, this strong India is popular for its pain-relieving properties and delicious flavour. This strain apparently has aromatic undertones of ripe blackberries and fuel, according to some earthlings. This is a fantastic option for novices who want a fruity flavour to balance out the potency of cannabis. (Perhaps one day you’ll be able to appreciate one of our world’s uncommon delicacies: big bang berry beetles, which are pretty excellent with toast if you can catch them.)

Blue Dream (Sativa): Blue Dream (Sativa) is a relaxing and euphoric Sativa strain unique to your state of California. Bright pine and sandalwood flavours bloom on the palate, with touches of citrus-moss. When used in people, this is said to provide a full-body relaxation with gentle brain stimulation. Our own experience, on the other hand, has been nothing but reruns of the “Smurfs” episodes that originally alerted us to your presence when they beamed to our planet.

Northern Lights (Indica): This rich, floral, spicey, nutty-wood tasting India creates a wonderful relaxation of the muscular system and of the delicate brain regions in your cranial vaults, and is hailed as one of the rarest strains on your planet. This classic cannabis cultivar is effective against stress, pain, sleeplessness, and depression. From northern latitudes, gaze up at the aurora borealis, or simply watch Windows 95 screensaver images, as we do as part of our psychedelic meditations on our planet.

Pineapple Express (Sativa): Pineapple Express is a Sativa-dominant strain with intriguing undertones of pineapple and pine trees, but not pine nuts, Pine-Sol, or porcupines, and is named after one of our world’s most cherished examples of cerebral avant-garde human cinema. Take a ride on this thundering train and tackle your honey-do lists AND your cantaloupe lists with newfound vigour and cerebral excitement.

Skywalker (Hybrid): Because of the interplanetary effect of Disney copyright rules, we can’t discuss who this famous hybrid strain is named after. We CAN, however, discuss the exquisite piney skunky gasoline smells and the perfect balance of body and mind relaxation that a true OG strain can provide. After indulging, you may feel as if you can walk on air and/or wield a laser sword. Alternatively, you could just go through your fridge and murder everything while binge-watching the original trilogy. We don’t pass judgement.

White Recluse (Hybrid): Named after the albino arachnid from your dreams – which we’ve confirmed using telepathic instruments – this strain is another well-balanced hybrid that was difficult to come by. We were lucky enough to find it for you, so you may enjoy the lemony fragrant shimmering cannabis taste and happy “couch-lock” effects that a big dose can provide. With this beast of a strain, tread carefully. It is without a doubt the most unusual of the bunch.

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